Rocking the Wolf Saturday June 7, 2025
Until then Rock on with your bad selves and remember it ain’t a crime to be good to yourself.
a message from the
MAGIC RATS
Hey Rats Fans!
The Magic Rats are turning up the volume and ready to kick some Rock ’n’ Roll ass at the world-famous Wolf Bar in Maple Ridge.
Check out some of the wild Google reviews:
Street Hazard wrote, “Good place if you want to get sucker punched. Wouldn’t even recommend my enemies to go to this place.”
Then there’s Kimberley McMillan’s gem: “Horrible music. Too loud. Awful singers. Worst place in the city.”
But as our exceptionally handsome Bobby Mongoose insists, “In reality, the Wolf Rulz – it’s a kick-ass live venue and we can’t wait to play there again!”
Guitar player and Kendall Roy impersonator Jeremy Deutsch adds, “For sure! And it’s Jesse’s birthday, so we’re planning to celebrate till the break of dawn!”
Birthday boy Jesse Dramer chimes in, “It’s my birthday and there’s no place I’d rather be than rockin’ with the Rats at the Wolf!”
Even Splinter the Rat – usually too busy in the nest working on his beats – couldn’t stay silent:
“I’m so pumped for the show, and yes, it’s Jesse’s birthday! He even joked in the group chat about who’d give him a blow job while he shreds. And I heard there’s a super fan, who shall not be named, who will be in the house – maybe she and Jesse will make some magic happen!”
In short, you won’t want to miss this one. The Rats hit the stage at 8:30 PM.
$15 at the door – BE THERE!
XOXO
Magic Rats
bobby
mongoose
Hailing from the riverbanks of the mighty Fraser, Bobby put down his axe going on 25 years ago only to be welcomed back into the arms of his fellow rats in 2022. Charisma is what best describes Mongoose, some might say talent, but they are wrong, it’s charisma, good looks, and being humble. Either way one thing is for sure, it’s certainly not his guitar playing. He also wanted the fans to know, as of November 22, 2024 he has made up with his hero Bruce Springsteen.
Jesse
Dramer
When he’s not chilling at the lake or working on other music projects, Dramer will be roaming around the Ridge thinking up strange cover tunes or disappointing his mom on her birthday. It’s not all bad news though cause Jesse is the nicest guy and if he ever sets his sights on your you better watch out or he will hypnotize you with his tender and syrupy vocals. He’s like Biggie but white and has a goatee. Currently Jesse is sans goatee.
Jeremy
DeuTsch
While he’s better known to longtime fans for his work behind the drum kit, Jeremy “the Accountant” Deutsch has pressed pause on his bookkeeping days in favour of rocking on four and six strings. Always one to challenge his rat counterparts to expand their musical offerings, Jeremy is just as hard on himself honing his craft. “The Accountant” is always on hand to make sure the rats are taken care of and getting their fair of the cheese.
splinter
the rat
Splinter is new to world of musicianship. His journey into drumming began during the global pandemic by teaching himself the drums through online sources. After about a year, he supplemented his online training with in person lessons. Under the tutelage of a professional drummer his skills are improving. What started as hobby with the only intention of playing in his basement to pass time, has now flourished. Drumming is now a more expensive hobby in which Splinter has had a few opportunities to play in front of a crowd and not just annoy his spouse and neighbours. Splinter is excited to begin his musical performance journey with the Magic Rats.
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The Wolf
Saturday June 7, 2025
22336B North Lane., Maple Ridge, BC
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Saturday June 7, 2025
The Wolf Bar
8:00pm